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Black Belt Ho (Hoz Theme vs. The Theme From Black Belt Jones)

from Number 2 by Wendy Ho

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Remixed and Produced by: Craig Levy at The Little Pioneer Studio in Brooklyn, NY

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Blonde hair flowin, murder she wrote
Down on the farm I was haulin oats
Hitched outta town, made my momma cry
Fuck the French, gonna eat dem fries
I’ll bitch slap a bitch, another bitch, yo bitch and her friend
Then chillout with my betamax of “Three Baby and a Mens!”

I play Othello with the living, I harmonize with the dead
Do da goddamn waltz in 2010 with Astaire, Fred
I bring the noise, I bring the static, a billion movin asses
I bring the Gore like Al yo, I make music for the masses!

I’m yo Ho!
Yo qween Ho!
And dis my show!
Yo qween Ho!
And I betchoo didn’t know…

Celery, peanut butter, raisins: ants on a log
Twist me like a pretzel, I’m a downward facing dog
Sittin in my director’s chair, I call all da shots
“Now you feather Susan’s Loochey, and you stir Annie’s Potts!”

Kick on the 1! 2! 3! 4!
And a ratatat! … Oh honey, you want more?
I’ll whip you with Orion’s belt, I’m the brightest fucking star
I’m crying while I’m dunking, I’m Paula Abdul-Jabbar
I’m clearing house wit dem giant checks
I’m a witch with a brew: I just started to hex!

I’m yo Ho!
Yo qween Ho!
And dis my show!
Yo qween Ho!
Um, in case you didn’t know…

baby. gurl. mama’s. runt.
my first word was cunt.
BABY. GURL. MAMA’S. RUNT.
MY FIRST WORD WAS CUNT.
BABY! GURL! MAMA’S! RUNT!
MY FIRST WORD WAS CUNT, CUNT!

grrrrr.

Turn on da tube and what did I see?
Pope rippin up my photo on live tv!
I don’t stop and I don’t quit
Oreo cookie with some milk from my tit
Like Milli love Vanilli, like Courtney Love some Cox
To all my Jews in my hood raise up yo bagels and yo lox!

This bitch is off her leash now, cats are fuckin in the yard
“Now order me a mystical pizza with a side of chicken paillard.”
No comprendo señor? Don’t get what this song’s about?
This is “Hoz Theme” muthafucka… YOU figure it out!

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from Number 2, released September 13, 2010

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Wendy Ho Los Angeles, California

Ho is an artist.  Ho is a state of mind.  Ho redefines women in music with true liberation.  She is funny and sexy.  A self- possessed, self-assured mashup of street and trash who makes you laugh while she makes you think.  The responses she evokes from audiences are as diverse as her roots, but at the core there is no question about who she is.  Wendy is all woman.  All Ho. ... more

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