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Candles

from Yes, I'm A Ho! by Wendy Ho

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the candles are lit and i'm ready to screw
we're such a perfect fit and i'm ready to do you-ew-ew
i've just dimmed the lights i'm bout to grab my lubes
brace yoself cuz i'm gonna curl yo pubes

if you cold i’m gonna fuck you till yo temperature rises
if you black i’m gonna fuck you till yo dick shrink 2 sizes
fuck yo brother, yo daddy, yo grandpa too
an albino till his pink eyes turn blue
fuck you till the weatherman calls for heavy rain
i’ll fuck you SUPER, man, yeah i’m lois “effin” lane
if you irish i’m a drain you outta all of your luck
getcho dick outta yo pants, yo i’m ready to fuck!

the candles are lit and i'm ready to screw
we're such a perfect fit and I'm ready to do you-ew-ew
i've just dimmed the lights i'm bout to grab my lubes
so brace yoself cuz i'm gonna curl yo pubes

what’s happenin? i’m a fuck you like rerun, hon
fuck a 1000 needle dicks in the land of the rising sun
i’m a fuck you in the desert while you waitin on the storm
i’m a fuck you like a freshman in your college dorm
i’ll be bringin chicken you be bringin jerk sauce
this is my cubicle and i’m the boss, hoss
if you jewish i’m a fuck you thru a white sheet… BOO!
getcho cock outta your khakis, i’m gonna fuck you!

enter stage left i’ll just be wearing a robe
my dame judy stench like wez at the old globe
i did it to you once an you nevah forgot
cuz i’m an antagonist: i always thicken yo plot

if you crazy i’m a fuck you till yo brain goes sane
fold me up like origami: my pussy a paper crane
if you mexican i’ll fuck you in the back of the kitchen
i always need dick, cause my pussy got that itchin
I’m “qween of the fuck” i’m world renowned
i won the “ho pageant” yo i wept when i was crowned
if you a priest i’m onna fuck you in the back of a confessional
don’t try this at home, i’m a ho-fessional

Hey we can light all of these candles
We can lay down and we can make love
Hey we can light all of these candles
We can lay down and we can make love all night long all night long

Where’d you get all these candles anyways, yankee candle company?

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from Yes, I'm A Ho!, released October 11, 2010

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Wendy Ho Los Angeles, California

Ho is an artist.  Ho is a state of mind.  Ho redefines women in music with true liberation.  She is funny and sexy.  A self- possessed, self-assured mashup of street and trash who makes you laugh while she makes you think.  The responses she evokes from audiences are as diverse as her roots, but at the core there is no question about who she is.  Wendy is all woman.  All Ho. ... more

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