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That​’​s Why We Ain​’​t Friends

from Number 2 by Wendy Ho

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Alexander Sarmiento
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Alexander Sarmiento I was recently on a "That's What Friends Are For" kick when I decided to look for parodies of said song. I ended up finding a clip on "That's Why We Ain't Friends" on YouTube, and the rest is history. :-)
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Produced by: Craig Levy at The Little Pioneer Studio in Brooklyn, NY

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Dis goes out to all dem gurlfriends that ever had to break up with dey best good gurlfriend...

Oh I never thought it’d be this way
And before we close this chapter
There’s somethin I wanna say
Gurl, you muthafuckin crazayyy

I tried each and every single way
To save this relationship butchoo dint have
Nothing to say

To my face, unless you was talking behind my back with them otha bisches and I wantchoo to know that we talked aboutchoo ass too, gurl!

Keep trippin, keep flippin
Dis is where this so called friendship ends, mmmhmm
That’s why we ain’t friends

Oh you trynna point the finger
This is where this dysfunction has to end
You are working my last damn nerve bitch!
That’s why we ain’t friends

and i remember when you gots all drunk at that party and yo boyfriend at the time lil pistol decided to getchoo all undressed and put a CARROT up yo ass and everybody walked around school callin you salad shooter gurl i never ever called you dat instead i had yo muthafuckin back and took picture of a lil inky tinky pinky dick and posted it all over da hood and wrote “lil pistol got a lil pistol” i had yo back gurl and what about that time thatchoo got caught drinkin underage in da club da po po axed you who boughtchoo dat drink and you pointed to my ass gurl i hadda go to court for that shit i loaned you monay you never paid my ass back you ran my mama's car into a dumpster you fucked kim’s man on yo period i dint tell her gurl and that’s why we ain’t friends!

Oh you jealous and competins
Even though you be drivin around in yo husband’s Benz
And that's why we ain’t friends, oh-wa-ho-oh
Dis is toxic, let’s be grown up
You been two faced the entire time I knowed yo ass!
That's why we ain’t friends, mhmm
That's why we ain’t friends
That’s why we ain’t friends, gurl.

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from Number 2, released September 13, 2010

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Wendy Ho Los Angeles, California

Ho is an artist.  Ho is a state of mind.  Ho redefines women in music with true liberation.  She is funny and sexy.  A self- possessed, self-assured mashup of street and trash who makes you laugh while she makes you think.  The responses she evokes from audiences are as diverse as her roots, but at the core there is no question about who she is.  Wendy is all woman.  All Ho. ... more

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