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Around the Way Gurl Freestyle

from Number 2 by Wendy Ho

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I’m squirtin in an alley, drenchin a wino
Now I’m in the stirrups frenchin my gyno
Grab them clippers and please come trim me
I’ll take a landing strip or the Wilford Brimley

I’d love a handful of salty peanuts
But I’m partial to a handful of salty penis
I’m always delighted by the popcorn trick
Yeah I might as well face it I’m addicted to dick!

Every election I vote for Dukakis
And every blind date I serve up a cock kiss
I’ll take a turkey slap, better yet a dutch oven
Fuck a dude with palsy, I call it “crutch lovin”

Ain’t no clown but juggle four balls at once
Get my face painted when I hear two grunts (unghhh!)
Someone’s on the couch skiing with twin brothers
Surprise muthafuckas... I’m Tina Yothers!

What will we do baby without us?
What will we do baby without us?
Shalalala!

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from Number 2, released September 13, 2010

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Wendy Ho Los Angeles, California

Ho is an artist.  Ho is a state of mind.  Ho redefines women in music with true liberation.  She is funny and sexy.  A self- possessed, self-assured mashup of street and trash who makes you laugh while she makes you think.  The responses she evokes from audiences are as diverse as her roots, but at the core there is no question about who she is.  Wendy is all woman.  All Ho. ... more

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