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Day In The Life

from Yes, I'm A Ho! by Wendy Ho

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i wake up in da morning got a knob in my back
didn’t sleep wrong, got a man in the sack
mornin! my mashed potatoes need creamin
he stirs it up good the gravy is semen

we all done i head to my throne
i pinch off a loaf, solid as a bone
dis one perfect for my weblog
http: a log of my logs

time for a shower, maybe the tub
scrub my cooch for the red thong club
bunch a dirty grammas want me to croon
songs that will lube a dry ole poon

write down a verse, bass line pumping
grab a pillow – practice my humping
put on my tights, my superhero cape
gotta stop the release of my sex tape

it’s just a day in the life of wendy ho (it’s a beautiful day)
it’s just a day in the life of wendy ho (it’s a wonderful day)

go see my gramma we be watchin stories
2pm in rolls aunt lori
she doin the walk but she ain’t got no shame
smokin a cig, “hey, how the ho game?”

i say “tricks is good” she say “tricks is for kids!”
i say “suck my dick!” she say “god forbids!”
meemaw chime in she say, “that’s so funny!
one day wendy, you have all da money!”

“thanks meemaw!” then we high five
do a lil dance to “stayin alive”
that’s her jam cuz she so old
I say“i love you meemaw , but i gots ta go!”

big press conference i gots news
elbows to rub and schmoo to schmooze
i announce my show: a benefit for rabies
i kiss their hands and i SHAKE their babies!

it’s just a day in the life of wendy ho (it’s a beautiful day)
it’s just a day in the life of wendy ho (it’s a wonderful day)

i hear fanfare when i walk thru the doors
my name is announced “wendy, queen of the whores!”
“who am i wearing?” wouldn’t you like to know
an original from da mind of a ho

whole lotta bitches trynna imitate
rip offs, imposters, but i don’t hate
only one ho indivisble by god
i spare the child and spoil the rod

why you gotta be all up in my shit?
axin me queshuns and sprayin spit
this is a party the night’s just begun
“excuse me ma’am, i’d like to blow your son!”

all i’m looking for is lasting peace
in the meantime i’ll mentor your niece
spread a lil wisdom and jizz on a cracker
you thought i was white? i’m black…and getting blacker!

it’s just a day in the life of wendy ho (it’s a beautiful day)
it’s just a day in the life of wendy ho (it’s a wonderful day)

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from Yes, I'm A Ho!, released October 11, 2010

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Wendy Ho Los Angeles, California

Ho is an artist.  Ho is a state of mind.  Ho redefines women in music with true liberation.  She is funny and sexy.  A self- possessed, self-assured mashup of street and trash who makes you laugh while she makes you think.  The responses she evokes from audiences are as diverse as her roots, but at the core there is no question about who she is.  Wendy is all woman.  All Ho. ... more

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