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Hall & Oates Freestyle

from Number 2 by Wendy Ho

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In the john, constipation’s makin me pouty
All the pushin is makin my anus an outie
I’m a multi-tasker, rhymin on the shitter
Then practice my lines for the sequel to “Glitter”

Too long in the tub and I’m California seedless
Dealer’s outta town, my bong is weedless
So I “Just Say No” to them brain cell leeches
Instead I memorize the soundtrack to “Beaches”

Weekly meeting with the Ho Pep Squad
Then catch a matinee over at the quad
“DON’T GO IN THE HOUSE!” imma yell at the screen
Stop off at the rec to breast feed a hungry teen

Over to Petco, be feedin rabbits carrots
“Skwawk! Ring-a-ling-a-ling!” Be teachin parrots
Now I’m exhausted, yo I need to recharge
Take a seven day cruise on a garbage barge

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from Number 2, released September 13, 2010

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Wendy Ho Los Angeles, California

Ho is an artist.  Ho is a state of mind.  Ho redefines women in music with true liberation.  She is funny and sexy.  A self- possessed, self-assured mashup of street and trash who makes you laugh while she makes you think.  The responses she evokes from audiences are as diverse as her roots, but at the core there is no question about who she is.  Wendy is all woman.  All Ho. ... more

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