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Where my shit, Santa?

from I'll Be Yo Ho Fo XXXmas by Wendy Ho

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Produced by: Craig Levy at Little Pioneer Studio in Brooklyn, NY

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Where my shit, santa?
Where my shit, santa?
Ho ho ho

Where my shit, santa?
Where my shit, santa?
Ho ho ho

Check yo list and check it twice there’s a ho who been naughty, naughty and nice
Pack up yo bag getcho fat ass in da sleigh, I want loot like I won the lotteray
You was the one that I gave thanksta on turkey day, don’t make me get gangsta
Left you some cookies and some similac, on my knees so you can empty yo sac

Where my shit, santa?
Where my shit, santa?
Ho ho ho
Where my shit, santa?
Where my shit, santa?
Ho ho ho

Christmas morning ran to the tree o tannebaum on top of my TV
Where’s my presents? Where my gifts?
Thought to myself—SANTA YOU BULLSHIT!
I KNOW I’M A HO AND I STOLE A FEW PURSES
The verses I spit contain a few curses
Still got heart and my Christmas wish is
Golden grill and a new set of dishes!

Where my shit, santa?
Where my shit, santa?
Ho ho ho
Where my shit, santa?
Where my shit, santa?
Ho ho ho

Away in a ghetto no money for gifts
I wrote to the North Pole SANTA GIMME MY SHIT
You skipped my house last year I cried till I bled
You do it again

I’m gonna shootchoo in da head
I’m gonna shootchoo in da balls
I’m gonna deck da halls with balls of Santa falalalala

Where my shit, santa?
Where my shit, santa?
Ho ho ho
Where my shit, santa?
Where my shit, santa?
Ho ho ho

Where my clit, santa?
Where my clit, santa?
Ho ho ho
Work my clit, santa?
Work my clit, santa?
Work my clit, santa!

Ho ho ho

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from I'll Be Yo Ho Fo XXXmas, track released December 13, 2011

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Wendy Ho Los Angeles, California

Ho is an artist.  Ho is a state of mind.  Ho redefines women in music with true liberation.  She is funny and sexy.  A self- possessed, self-assured mashup of street and trash who makes you laugh while she makes you think.  The responses she evokes from audiences are as diverse as her roots, but at the core there is no question about who she is.  Wendy is all woman.  All Ho. ... more

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