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I'll Be Yo Ho Fo XXXmas

from I'll Be Yo Ho Fo XXXmas by Wendy Ho

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Produced by: Craig Levy at Little Pioneer Studio in Brooklyn, NY

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I’m turning some tricks on December 25th
In a manger or in a chimney
And although I know, I shouldn’t charge on Christmas
You need to pay my fee

I'll be Yo Ho for Christmas (dat’s right)
You can come on me (not in the eye! Not in the eye!)
Please pay cash, and yes its extra fo my ass
Satisfaction I guaranmuthfuckin tee

I will lick yo butthole (dat’s 100 dollas for a rimjob)
Till it shines and gleams
I’ll be Yo Ho for Christmas
If only in yo dreams

But it doesn’t have to be a dream, honey
It can be a reality right here, right now
We can go behind that dumpster over dare in the parkin lot
50 for a hand, 100 for a suck or a rim, not boaf dats EACH, OKAY…150 for a fuck, 200 up da butts
But if you payin 150 for my vajay Please don’t be trynna put it in my butt and pretend that you aimin for My vagina…you know da difference between a butthole and a vagina you can tell, you can tell da difference between my butthole and my vajayjay one is tight and needs spit and one is creamy and dreamy okay?

Shit is dry in wintra
I need Lots a lube and vaselines
I’ll be yo ho fo Christmas
If only in yo dreams
Merry Christmas, everybody!

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from I'll Be Yo Ho Fo XXXmas, track released December 13, 2011

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Wendy Ho Los Angeles, California

Ho is an artist.  Ho is a state of mind.  Ho redefines women in music with true liberation.  She is funny and sexy.  A self- possessed, self-assured mashup of street and trash who makes you laugh while she makes you think.  The responses she evokes from audiences are as diverse as her roots, but at the core there is no question about who she is.  Wendy is all woman.  All Ho. ... more

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